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doorbells have rules (lemmy.world)
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[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 153 points 10 months ago

I promise not to use the doorbell, instead I shall announce my arrival by throwing acorns at the door.

[-] hexabs@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

Topical 🌰

[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago

This is America, sonny! You don't throw acorns like some forest folk! You unload your Glock 19 into the door frame and pray to God you don't need more ammo!

[-] stjobe@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

"Praise the lord and pass the ammunition" ;)

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

You acorn owners are all the same. Don't you know that acorn owners are twice as likely to have an acorn hit the roof of their car than non-acorn owners?

[-] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Just make sure there are no cops.

They might send a tank to take care of the acorn threat.

this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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