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doorbells have rules
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this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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This is insane.
I do however want to segue into an idea I had for a new doorbell. Basically when you press the button, instead of immediately ringing inside the house, a pre recorded voice asks a series of questions. Then, AI analyzes the answers against your set of rules and determines if the person is allowed to be interrupting you. Imagine a sales person ringing your doorbell and getting you asking "hey what's this about? Is she expecting you?' And then declining to ring the doorbell and asking them to leave. My cats would be thrilled.
AI doorbell: Please state why 'your house is on fire' is a valid reason to interrupting the individual inside.
AI doorbell: Sorry, I didn't catch that. Please state your reason again. Sorry, I didn't catch that. Please state your reason again.
Salespeople would very quickly switch to knocking loudly.
I love this idea. It could be used and programmed to individual preferences. I would train it that if they said they were police it would ask if they have a warrant and if they didn't it wouldn't ring the bell.
Personally I would like people to do a minimum of 5 Captchas to send me a text message.
Not being from the US: how many unsolicited visits do you get that this is even a problem? And who is it?
Living in a rural area, it's relatively rare.
It's an annoying amount. Jehovah's Witnesses (they are relentless), Verizon (trying to get people to switch ISP services from Comcast), shady home security services that ask way too many probing questions, local activists seeking donations for their cause, and political campaign volunteers.
Generally if there's a knock on my door, I ignore it.
"Nah, I'm not soliciting. I'm trying to give you a free quote on new windows for your house"
"No, I didn't see that NO SOLICITING sign posted two inches above the doorbell"
SCREAMING BABY IN THE BACKGROUND BECAUSE THE DOORBELL WOKE HER UP FROM HER NAP "Do you have a minute to talk about your cable provider?"
there are ways to get into the jehovas witness shitlist so they never bother you again like telling them youre disfellowshipped, as its forbidden for them to interact with disfellowshipped members.
Answer the door naked once, and the JWs will blacklist you. If you aren't willing to get naked, order the biggest lifelike dildo you can get for under $20 bucks and hand it to them the next time they call.
I'd say less than one per month where I live. (Not downtown city but also not rural)
While it varies a lot and I probably miss many for not being home, I see at least every month when the weather is good
easier screening process, make them ring the doorbell three times to actually ring it, and then make the first two shock them just a little bit. should screen out most people who are ringing your doorbell for trivial reasons, and if you know the trick you could just push it with the sleeve of your shirt, or a stick, or something.
you could also just get a no soliciting sign, though.
Currently a video doorbell can pop up a picture on your phone so you can make the same decision. Most can also act as an intercom.
My first reaction was to like the idea as a nice extension to existing functionality, I don’t see it working.
A salesperson would just keep ringing or knock because they would want to make the sale, they're persistently annoying
My Ring does this already