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In The Matrix, how are babies made? (iusearchlinux.fyi)
submitted 9 months ago by immarcbtw@iusearchlinux.fyi to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.

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[-] Blackout@kbin.social 29 points 9 months ago

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that's how babby formed

[-] teft@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

No they just merge their codebases and create a new life that way.

Example:

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world -2 points 9 months ago

What's her problem

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You mean ram sticks

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