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[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Pulling out is now a felony in Alabama

[-] omxxi@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

jerking too?

[-] Bakachu@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

No that's a misdemeanor. But only if you demonstrate intent. Up to the police to decide.

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