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[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 51 points 9 months ago

taking notes

Do not.. cum.. on the ground..

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 17 points 9 months ago

Is cumming on the bedside table alright with the Lord?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Just as long as you don't use the Lord's denture cup

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Idk but definitely not under your desk. He hates that

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

No. Only the face. Or the neck, for the holy pearly necklace.

[-] Bakachu@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

So its like the lava game then. But for your dick.

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