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[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 96 points 2 years ago

10 more years and we are at "contraception is murder"

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago

10? Try 1 if Trump gets in.

[-] dzire187@feddit.de 31 points 2 years ago

🎶 every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good 🎶

[-] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 years ago

Can't wait to tell Republicans how many millions of babies I've eaten

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You know how I can confidently say that anyone who is against the right to choose hates women?

Because doesn't matter how much they claim to love children, and how many shenanigans they pull like this one, I know for a fact that not a single one of them would ever in their whole life even entertain the idea of charging a man who masturbated with mass murder.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah but that man only releases HALF-babies by the millions. So that’s the loophole, right?

[-] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

I hate to break this to you but for some men in these states those sperms will only count as 3/10ths of a baby.

For those that can't do fractions: That's 1/2 of 3/5ths.

[-] bobzilla@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I'm just using the Safe Harbor law?

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