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submitted 9 months ago by RNAi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 54 points 9 months ago

Meanwhile, me a polyam American who dates more frequently than the average person: "Let's go on a walk date! Here's a list of parks nearby I enjoy!"

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

Stop your sinful lifestyle and only walk and talk with one partner at a time.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I have a date planned with 2 partners at the same time on Saturday. We're definitely going to be taking a walk. We might even all 3 of us hold hands. You can't stop us, sin is just too much fun sicko-beaming yes-hahaha-yes-l

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

I will karate chop one of the hand holdings. If you walk on and re-join hands. I will karate chop again.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

We'll just grab your hands and then the 4 of us can walk together.

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

Don't distract me with love and human connection.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

But you'll be forming a circle, it's kinda hard to walk like that cuz someone always would be walking backwards

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Well then, we need to add more people we bump into to the circle, so they can start not walking backwards, and keep going, like a Katamari of human connection.