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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 42 points 7 months ago

People just aren't going to accept his youthfulness until he raps it.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 months ago

If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat!

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 7 months ago

The election is real soon and my opponent's gonna lose it,
Because he can't handle the rhymes of my hip-hop music.

They say I'm old and tired. Hey, yo, that's really whack!
At most I take my daily afternoon nap, Jack.

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 8 points 7 months ago

If only he could learn to connect with the youth of today!

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago

Yo, my name is Joe Biden and I'm here to say
I'm the President in a very big way!

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

how do i reach these keeeeds

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 1 points 7 months ago

[-] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024

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