My favorite part is the pickled glass shards
The crunch really leaves an impression for a long time too
Don't forget the fun times on the loo sometimes later. Fermented stuff really is good for your guts after all!
Reading this made me flinch
It fulfills your daily recommended intake of glass
Exceeds it, even. That's how you know it's good.
Until you pee out all the excess.
Screw the microplastics, I'm all about that micro glass. Get those two to fight each other.
My favorite part is the pickled glass shards
The crunch really leaves an impression for a long time too
Don't forget the fun times on the loo sometimes later. Fermented stuff really is good for your guts after all!
Reading this made me flinch
It fulfills your daily recommended intake of glass
Exceeds it, even. That's how you know it's good.
Until you pee out all the excess.
Screw the microplastics, I'm all about that micro glass. Get those two to fight each other.