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Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ... (lemmy.world)
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  1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

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[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 43 points 8 months ago

Just last week I meant to make eggplant parm but got mixed up and next thing you know I was deep throating that sucker. Dinner was ruined.

Feel free to submit a request to the Unicode Consortium in April when they open up again but given vulva/vagina was previously declined I doubt they'll accept penis https://www.unicode.org/emoji/emoji-requests.html

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

I literally used my penis instead of eggplant. Thanks Internet. Now I have a detachable penis.

[-] clearleaf@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

But now you can leave it at home when you think it's going to get you in trouble.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

This makes sense if your jalopy is a missile.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

meant to make eggplant parm but got mixed up and next thing you know I was deep throating that sucker. Dinner was ruined.

Yes you see what I mean! Perfectly understandable mix-up, it's bound to happen to all of us eventually.

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