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Malfunctioning embryo freezer charged with mass murder (www.thebeaverton.com)
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HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago

The AI war has started

[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 3 points 8 months ago

MS’s ai was in charge of this freezer 😈

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