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HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder.

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[-] Cort@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Any IVF clinic thinking about getting out of the business should just drop all the embryos off at a safe haven box.

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