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HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder.

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[-] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There’s no way any sensible hvac technician will come anywhere near those freezers at the moment

Heck, I’m willing to bet no one is even entering the rooms where the freezers are located until this gets resolved.

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