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What are your weird food rules? (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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For example:

When you open a fresh jar of peanut butter do you only work through one side until it is completely empty then start on the other side?
Or when you get those shallow tubs of hummus does it have to make it back home undisturbed? Then one of the baggers at the grocery store shoves it sideways into the bag completely ruining the symmetry.

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[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

I know how to do this.

take relish (sweet or dill) and blend smooth. add pickle juice until runny. blend again. put about a 1/4 cup into an empty Soda Stream and pump it up like triple the normal amount. quickly cap and shake the hell out of it. uncap and suck the vapor out with a straw.

-I am a stranger from the internet and would never do this myself

this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2024

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