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[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

Imagine being that guys wife and every night you have to hear "I DMd Elon again, dear. If he finally responds are you sure you're down with it?" And like, no, of course she doesn't want to have sex with Elon Musk while her husband takes care of their toddler in the other room but, like, of course Musk's not going to respond to Twitter DMs about that so she just says yes knowing she'll never have to do it but just having to put up with her husband asking about it on a nightly basis is really getting to her so she, like, tries to sabotage the family Cybertruck and just take everyone out and blame Elon for it, like, killing her husband and bankrupting his idol in one swoop.

[-] Thann@lemmy.ml 18 points 8 months ago

This really is the hypothesis with the least assumptions

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

LMAO what if every vehicle is perfectly fine but then gets sabotaged by a deeply irritated spouse or partner?

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Some engineer's spouse fucking with their CAD files so the body panels won't line up

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