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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I once ate a pound of bacon for dinner. I felt very gross afterwards.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah well, probably not unexpected? O⁠_⁠o

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I didn't expect to feel as gross as I did. The 12 beers that led to the decision to eat bacon for dinner probably didn't help with my overall feeling of well-being.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 8 months ago

Plausible. Did you repeat the experiment to be certain?

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

We need a control group

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Ha! Never again.

My wife was out of town, and I used to slip into a cascading series of self-destructive decisions whenever I was alone. I quit drinking years ago, and generally make better choices all around nowadays.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Congrats. I did the same whenever my wife was out of town (except the excessive drinking) and it was ... not good for me :-D

Remember: whenever you're about to make a bad decision, hold your breath for 33 lunar seconds and think of onions while folding your genitals.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

LOL. That's good advice all-around.

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