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You're a big strong American? Drink this cold glass of tap water without complaining about the lack of flavour (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by tombruzzo@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago

still can't believe he didn't even drink it

like, get fake 'local tap water' and drink it, or you know, just drink one actual fucking sip, you aren't going to instantly die from one sip as a 50 year old man

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 8 months ago

I prefer to think about the deranged brainstorming sessions they had. "If i gulp the water, people will call it staged! If I sip too little they'll say I didn't drink enough. Alright, I'll split the difference and do the worst possible option: not drink the water AND go for a "tiny baby sip" look. That way I look like a total asshole"

Classic obungler bungling drinking water

[-] booty@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

i honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach.