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Lack of flavor? You obviously have never tasted the bouquet of flavor that is poor quality tap water in 
Mhyes top notes of benzene and unctuous mouthfeel
Mmmm old lead pipe flavour, the best
Lead actually tastes sweet tho
I love trace amounts of uranium in my water supply
Biggest reason Americans avoid water is how shitty it tastes from tap in so many places
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This is cruel. The cold would hurt them because teeth are luxury bones so all American teeth are very sensitive.
I can't there's lead in it.
That's flavor
It's carcinolicious!
Ok
still can't believe he didn't even drink it
like, get fake 'local tap water' and drink it, or you know, just drink one actual fucking sip, you aren't going to instantly die from one sip as a 50 year old man
I prefer to think about the deranged brainstorming sessions they had. "If i gulp the water, people will call it staged! If I sip too little they'll say I didn't drink enough. Alright, I'll split the difference and do the worst possible option: not drink the water AND go for a "tiny baby sip" look. That way I look like a total asshole"
Classic obungler bungling drinking water
i honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach.
takes a sip
immediately shits pants
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Nothing better on a hot summer day than a tall glass of MILK. I am a WHITE MAN and WHITE MEN drink MILK.
What is this "milk" you speak of? You mean white water?
Skin milk
I get that from my local milk man but it's a crapshoot whether he delivers to the front door or the back door
Why on earth would you put ice in water, treat-fiend sicko
There are many complaints you can make about American tap water, but lack of flavor is not one of them.
White people: Wow you had a spice in the kitchen when you made this food? I can't eat it now it's too spicy.
Also white people: Wow this can has more water in it than suger? I can't drink that I need something with flavor
Ice water is a tasty treat
What do you mean lacking in all flavor? It is packed with delicious micro-plastics! For free!
in some places you can get Lead, or other toxins,
buddy I'll complain that that's not enough ice water, gimme more
gimme one of those comically oversized gas station refillable mugs that's more like a bucket with a handle
My neighborhood pastry-and-coffee shop has cold brew, so I ordered one. They ask what size and I say large. They hand over a big gulp of cold brew. That would be great for somebody with a fridge and a sense of portion control, but I only have one of those, so I drank the whole thing within a few hours. Turns out you can get a headache from too much caffeine, too.
I honestly didn't know people hating water because of the lack of taste was a thing until my partner met one of her friends who has that exact problem. She cannot stand drinking water unless it has one of those flavor pouches in it
You can thank the sugar / cereal industry for that.
Can I chew a fluoride bar with it?
Yeah I find it pretty authoritarian when they put "flouride" in the water so I opted to get a well instead and drink more sulfur than god.
Okay fine
lol I got two kidney stones back-to-back because I was a stubborn burger who refused to ever drink water. Not making that mistake again.
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