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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Only one known person has encountered all of them.

Your mom.

Sex encounters.

Because she is promiscuous.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Yo mama stepped off the curb and got stuck. She’s also massive and warps space time causing light to bend around dat azz.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Her belt size is measured in AUs

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

Shoot, she wears a Kuiper belt

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Orion's belt was too small.

this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2024
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