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Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun
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this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2024
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Officer: "What's your name, sir?"
DK: "Deez-Nuts"
Officer: "Alright, get out of the car, smart ass"
"Mr. Deez-Nuts was my father's name. Please, call me Bofa."
"Call my brother Gargle, he's a lawyer."
I can see this playing out like a modern "Who's on first" routine