Hey, no, keep paraphasing. I want to see what I said after that. Just the next sentence.

How did you play those systems and still think you're talking about "crazy homebrew shit"? All 3 of them have your homebrew in them - let's try an analogy; imagine you have a large, expensive, and nearly featureless car. You are very proud of how its simplicity lets you keep innovating the craziest new features. You punched some holes in it to create airflow and keep you cool while the car's moving. You set up an array of antennas on the roof so you can take a radio with you and listen to music. You cut a hole in the roof and attache a panel with hinges, so you can open it up on nice days. And then you brag to me about your genius ideas you homebrewed, and I ask why the fuck you didn't just get a car with AC, a stereo, and a sunroof, and you get defensive because I've pointed out something very obvious to everyone but you.

Don't get me wrong, I love crazy homebrew shit. I homebrewed 5e into some crazy shit, but that's about skeleton PCs competing to commit felonies, not adding basic features of other games. Aliens and time travel and dimension hopping aren't unusual in fantasy. This isn't some crazy homebrew shit, this is a basic expectation of the genre - one that other games provide. One that your own examples provide. If you're going to homebrew crazy shit, then homebrew some crazy shit, don't homebrew the most vanilla aspects of other games and complain when it's pointed out that they're not remotely crazy shit.