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[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 96 points 1 year ago

If you're walking around with a shirt with a Hitler quote on it, I'm gonna assume you're a nazi.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

and we all know what we do with nazis.

[-] kindenough@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

Elect them?

i am from a timeline we shaved their heads.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Punch them.

Shaving heads requires shears….and don’t really want to carry shears around,

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If I get to use them on a Nazi I think I can find room in my EDC.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Best I can do is some dull safety scissors, this is going to take a while. Hold them still, I am very bad at haircuts.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

If I'm taking the time to carry around shears I'm doing a lil snipping

[-] swayevenly@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It's morphin time

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