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[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Somebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they?

Edit: What if somebody laminates my death certificate? 😭

[-] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

That's how zombies are created.

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

What is ~~dead~~ laminated may never die.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

We've really gotta regulate these laminators.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Never going to happen. The lamination lobby has deep pockets.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They could make you go get another one when you try to use it, which is a pain in the ass.

[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How often are you even using your death certificate? I mean, yeah, the discount at Disneyworld is a sweet deal, but otherwise?

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