Does anybody else put on pants with both legs at the same time? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by DichotoDeezNutz@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I'm old enough to know that I should put them on 1 leg at a time, but I never got out of the habit.

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[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Occasionally, when I wanna spice things up. Not under normal circumstances tho

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

What exactly are you slicing up when you put your pants on??? 😰

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

I try to pop my dick in a guilotine. You should try it if you got a spare!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 7 months ago

Dick or guillotine?

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

Yes

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

As they say, "To achieve true success, a common man must have no less than one guillotine for each of their dicks"

[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

That’s what happens if you’re not careful with the zipper and free ballin’.

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