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I literally cannot stop laughing about this. (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by Nakoichi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] booty@hexbear.net 70 points 6 months ago

LOL you can just do a bank robbery in 2024? and the fbi will publicly state "hey, we have security cam footage of your uncovered face but have NO clue how to find you, someone please help"

this is good intel

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

They're working on changing that. Using these school shootings as an excuse to introduce draconian PATRIOT ACT stuff on kids. You're a criminal for existing. Your photo, biological data, school records will follow you through adulthood. They'll red flag you for shit you did in elementary in the future. You bet the crap-it-all-ists will be on this too (employment, insurance, credit, finances)

So in "zero tolerance" schools if you hit your bully back, you'll be marked for life.

[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

That's the weird thing. The surveillance in the west is beyond anything even Orwell could dream of, yet the FBI struggles to find three teenagers? What is going on?

[-] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Maybe they're trying to integrate Americans into the community and make them feel like they're really a part of the fascist secret police. It's like those worksheets they hand out with crayons to kids at restaurants.

[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Like, they're testing to see if people snitching on others is cheaper/more effective than spending billions on digital surveillance?

[-] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

No they’re just letting people enjoy things.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

Aww... you make them sound more cuter than I think .... I can only imagine these chud snitches as babies that I would affectionately call 'bubby refart'