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[-] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 126 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 94 points 8 months ago

Man ugly people truly are fucked in every sense.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 121 points 8 months ago

Well, not so much in the literal sense...

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 8 months ago

I laughed. I cried.

Your comment was a rollercoaster of emotion.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 8 months ago

Just skip the photograph

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 3 points 8 months ago

That does mean humans do get prettier with each generation though, at least based on current beauty standards.

[-] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

That's not very reassuring for the individual humans tho :(

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 0 points 8 months ago

You just have to find another ugly individual. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] iegod@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

People are all equal. But some people are more equal than others.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

The attractive teachers must have really been frustrated by me. I only cared if you were a cool teacher. Most of the time, the attractive teachers were not the cool teachers.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

My favorite and best teacher was a 70 year old retired Catholic nun who was a big fan of rulers on knuckles. But my God was she a fantastic teacher.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago
[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Upward? Or, that's where her nipples were?

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

There's so much to unpack there, but let's go out on a limb and bet you appreciate the skilled application of a little force to inspire accuracy and attention to detail.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

She only did it once. She only had to do it once.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

And, with those two sentences, your memoir begins...

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 1 points 8 months ago

In theory or did she actually?

[-] CaffeinatedMoth@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago

I might be a stray data point, but I had a smoking hot partial differential equations professor who dressed for the weather during the summer semester. Didn't learn a damn thing.

[-] lorkano@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

For sure it's different when kids would just find out and start downloading her naked photos. Then parents would find out and be insanely mad that kids are viewing their teacher's naked photos. It's different case than secretly fantasizing about your pretty teacher lol

[-] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

They're already watching porn and making nudes of their friends using photo editing software and AI tools. At this point I don't quite understand what does it matter if they're somehow able to find their teacher's OnlyFans pictures.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 8 months ago

I know how the parents feel. That's stupid article didn't include a link. Journalistic malpractice is what it is

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Oh how embarrassing..

[-] Hnazant@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

My hottest teacher was just for homeroom. Full package. Leather skirt, leopard print satin top, high heels...

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

I bet this is true for adults too! Lol

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