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[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

By dying, Trump would transend his petty mortal form and slough off the frailty and sin inherent to a simple alienated human.

He will rejoin the cosmic flow of existence and enter into communion with all other once-living things, to be cleansed of earthly transgression and to assume a new and more holy form. No longer a humble ape, obsessed with social status or horded wealth, he will see with the eyes of a thousand ancestors and know the oneness that mortal life denied him.

In that sense, isn't hoping he kicks it just another way of saying you support Trump?

Checkmate, Hexbear

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 8 months ago

I always hoped that the wheel of reincarnation was like one of those old lottery shows, and we'd have him standing there as the ping-pong ball lands on "enlightenment", sticks for a few seconds, and then rolls into "Reborn as a cholera bacterium"

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