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Dudes with long hair are hot and I'm tired of people pretending they aren't (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Virgin buzzcut vs Chad warrior bun

I would smooch all the dudes with glorious locks

This is intended in a non-creepy way, it's a friendship smooch

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What about dudes with dong hair?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

All dongs are beautiful

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

And if you don't think it is, please please please please please don't message someone who's interacted with it about a minor genetic condition it has that isn't harmful or noticeable on you and the Wikipedia page had macro images. The case I had specifically was dude had like barely visible dick bumps thst were I guess this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_penile_papules

And they were too small to notice while mouth was on it, so don't wait til after and then send pics of a very extreme example. Even then nbd, but not flsttering pics on Wikipedia