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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Virgin buzzcut vs Chad warrior bun

I would smooch all the dudes with glorious locks

This is intended in a non-creepy way, it's a friendship smooch

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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Awww shucks

(I have not cut my hair in like 15 years)

I have had a hair dresser ask to take a picture of my mane lmao

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

dean-frown my bald ass reading this thread

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My best friend is bald and started balding in his twenties. Nothin wrong with that. I have lots of bald comrades.

Also back-to-me

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

get the Old Hippie Special of half-bald with a magnificent ponytail

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

I thought it was common that long haired guys are attractive or did society change on that?

[-] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 years ago

Right? Anyone who lived in the 80s and 90s knew that, I thought.

[-] InappropriateEmote@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I had long hair in high school in the 90s and people would laugh at me and call me Fabio. It was meant as an insult and a dunk, but looking back, there are worse things to be called.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

That's why I haven't cut my hair in over 10 years lol. The single most frequent compliment I get from women (and men honestly) is on my amazing hair.

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[-] regul@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Idk dawg you seen the sysadmin ponytail?

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

The hair on the sides is all I got left and by God I'm gonna grow it out as long as I can. Hopping into the old hippie to wizard pipeline!

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

NGL that's a pretty rad look

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Join me in bringing back robes! They’d totally complete the wizard look.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

is Andrew WK the peak male form?

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Long hair is one of the few physical traits that I find universally more attractive than the alternative.

For most things, I like both ends fairly equally.

  • Tall or short? I'll take either.
  • Round face shape or square face shape? I'll take either.
  • Thin body or thick body? I'll take either.

But for hair length, in terms of being hot, long always beats short. I'm attracted to people regardless of gender, so this preference I have applies to all genders. I don't care if you're a man, a woman, or an enby; if you have long hair, I'll love it!

That's not to say I think short hair is unattractive, but long hair is totally superior when it comes to my physical attraction preferences.

The only other appearance trait that I have a strong preference for is that I also love "alternative" looks with tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair, but for the most part, my preferences for physical appearance are not leaning one way or the other too strongly.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Also, yes. This does mean that I drool every time I see Justin Whang.

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I grew out my hair when covid hit and have no intention of going back

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

It’s awesome isn’t it? I do a weird thing where I grow it out for a year or two and then switch to shaved sides Ivy until I yearn for the locks again. I really should just stick with it.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I really should just stick with it.

anarchista-chad

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[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

It sucks because I have very curly hair that just doesn’t let it happen. The end result is that I try to grow it out and end up liking like a dyed Chia pet

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Long curly hair is chefs-kiss

You just gotta get to shoulder length first

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I guess that's why the broccoli haircut is popular among younger gen z and older gen alpha

[-] InappropriateEmote@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

You just naturally achieve what so many glam rock musicians had to go to great lengths to cultivate.

[-] makotech222@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

god i want long hair; i think it would look good on me, but i absolutely hate the feel of hair on my ears and neck. Its also gets soooo itchy

[-] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

you get used to it but the middle stages of growing it out arent the best

[-] booty@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[-] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

“Dude” is gender-appropriate for me for this post specifically

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

This is quite true. Long hair is very nice.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I just did by annual haircut and it's sorta short now. At peak length I look like I'm in Motley Crue and it's pretty tight but gets hard to deal with.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

What about cis haired long dudes?

[-] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Thanks comrade

[-] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
[-] ComradeSpahija@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago

My hair is falling off at a very fast rate, but for the moment my long hair still hides the gaping holes caused by my hair loss. A few more years at most though and I'll prolly be forced to cut them and leninmaxx or whatever. My bad eating habits and severe lack of vitamin C are very much to blame.

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I haven't had a haircut since 2019 covid-cool

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fuck US business culture for practically mandating the buzzcut. Let me be a QT anime boy, dammit.

I had so many compliments when I had long hair.

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What about dudes with dong hair?

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