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Pros and cons of having long hair
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this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2024
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Cons
why the fuck is it still wet
need like twice as much shampoo/conditioner/etc as everybody else, don't even bother trying to dye it
gets caught on things like door handles, etc
wife sometimes lays or sits on it by accident, I sometimes lay or sit on it by accident
brushing my hair now takes half an hour because I have to empty the brush of stray hairs after every brushstroke
I shed like a motherfucker and now my house is strewn with long bronzeish hairs somehow
always finding its way into my face or my mouth, somehow
actually kind of heavy, sorta weighs on my skull
sweaty
people always want to touch it which requires some boundary setting
too much for a bun probably, and a ponytail still getd in the way
Pros
-just leave the towel on my hair while I game.
-i get all my shampoo for free because I steal things.
-i once got it caught on a conveyor belt but i quit that job the same day so whatever.
-i live alone.
-just let it be wild and matted like nature intended, people will think you've been having sex and won't try to proposition you.
-the fact that i shed is everybody else's problem.
-skill issue.
-skill issue.
-i don't sweat, that's gross.
-i occasionally get compliments from old ladies but people instinctually know not to touch me.
-that's a you problem for trying to tame a wild mane.
Return of kittybobo!!!!
Some of this is actually valid points lmao. I want to know how you stopped sweating though!
Easy, duh, just don't exercise.
Also extremely true
I'm kind of being unfair :)
Other Pros:
if you stopped cutting it when you started transition then it's a 1:1 representation of how long you've been Gender®
literally gorgeous, shines like silk in any light
free happiness whenever you see it
can cover boobs
infinite free compliments
can bother your significant other by whipping it around
I had great success dying mine with Garnier olia despite the gargantuan amounts of shampoo and conditioner it absorbs