Pros and cons of having long hair (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by Infamousblt@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Pros

You look really good like a photoshoot model in the sun
Infinite hair style options
Can wear it up or down depending on your mood
Keeps your head and neck and ears warm when it's cold
Can be masc or fem or both or neither at your whim
Smells nice when you wave it around
People like touching it if you want them to and it feels nice

Cons

WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL WET I WASHED IT HOURS AGO WHY WON'T YOU JUST DRY OH MY GOD PLEASE

It's a tough choice tbh

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[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

-just leave the towel on my hair while I game.
-i get all my shampoo for free because I steal things.
-i once got it caught on a conveyor belt but i quit that job the same day so whatever.
-i live alone.
-just let it be wild and matted like nature intended, people will think you've been having sex and won't try to proposition you.
-the fact that i shed is everybody else's problem.
-skill issue.
-skill issue.
-i don't sweat, that's gross.
-i occasionally get compliments from old ladies but people instinctually know not to touch me.
-that's a you problem for trying to tame a wild mane.