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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by puff@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

It's like someone asked ChatGPT to turn the book into a dumb anglo sitcom.

-Every character is emotionally immature, spiteful, and sassy. None of the 'friends' act like friends. None of the characters talk like real people. They're constantly insulting or hitting each other. It's just embarrassing. The actors have nothing to work with.

-All the major twists/reveals are shown in the first two episodes. No suspense, no build-up, no pay-off. Rushed is an understatement.

-Single characters from the book have been unnecessarily split into multiple new characters adding nothing to the story.

-The story is a cosmic horror but comedy and romance have been forced in for no reason whatsoever except as filler, which is even more mind-boggling because they've essentially rushed all of the good stuff in the book to make room for unfunny jokes.

-Apparently they could barely afford any sets and extras, so scenes and locations that are supposed to be bristling with sights and people just feel oddly empty. Even the special effects feel muted. The budget is just weirdly limited, and the show looks much cheaper than the Tencent series.

-Almost all of the science (which is the interesting stuff) has been gutted from this science fiction.

I hate anglo slop. Where is the kino. Tencent pls adapt The Dark Forest.

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[-] SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago

Any kind of macroengineering weapon that a Dark Forest predator would need to do the Dark Forest would be visible from a great distance

my favorite theory for the big filter aliens/ dark forest with predators - there is only one surviving ancient civilization - and they are spread out all over the galaxy eliminating nascent civilizations with directed jets of nearby supernovas. I mean theres a supernova waiting to happen at a star ~ 7500 light years away and the axis is aimed directly at us.

then again it could be pure coincidence.

But Civilizations tend to not go to war with an enemy they cant see or reach.

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