Got (mis)gendered again out in the world today. Tried to spit on them but I was both wearing an N95 and also haven't been able to produce saliva since I started my week-long soda cleanse. (hexbear.net)

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[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

I have a lawyer on retainer for my spittacks, legally known as spit attacks.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

If you consume acid before engaging in combat, do your spit attacks count as acid spit attacks? If so, that would mean your attacks would ignore regeneration, making you excellent at fighting trolls.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

How to become a space marine (dentists hate this tasty trick)!

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