My pocket calculator: does not run anything
Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always
It runs calculations. Abacus wins again
Haha fools behold my pet rock, it never runs anything or anywhere.
Square block of concrete weighting 1 metric ton: Doesn't support throwing it with human power
Conclusion: square block of concrete weighting 1 metric ton wins
Yes, this totally wins:
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My pocket calculator: does not run anything
Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always
It runs calculations. Abacus wins again
Haha fools behold my pet rock, it never runs anything or anywhere.
Square block of concrete weighting 1 metric ton:
Doesn't support throwing it with human power
Conclusion: square block of concrete weighting 1 metric ton wins
Yes, this totally wins:

5318008