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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Do you just sit at your door with a gun in hand all day? You don't think you might be, idk... taking a shit at the time? Or cooking dinner? Or showering? Or sleeping? Or any of the million other things people do at home? If you're showering with your gun then I'm sad for how much fear you're living your life with.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

You don’t think you might be, idk… taking a shit at the time?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

If even Vincent fell victim to this, then there's no chance for OP.

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