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[-] lqdrchrd@lemmy.blahaj.zone 271 points 5 months ago

Size of an uncompressed image of the Washington Crossing the Delaware painting = 1 Yankee

12 Yankees in a Doodle

60 Doodles in an Ounce (entirely unrelated to the volume or weight usage of ounce)

[-] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 80 points 5 months ago
[-] moody@lemmings.world 41 points 5 months ago

That's too straightforward. It should be 113 Doodles in a Dandy. And 73 Dandies in a Macaroni.

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 7 points 5 months ago

How many Macaronis in a Handy though? I'd say 1776.

.... I'll see myself out.

[-] Kindness@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

4 Macaronis in a bit of an ounce.

8 Macaronis in a full ounce.

[-] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Maybe its the number of men in the boat number of dandies in a macaroni

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 7 points 5 months ago
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