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Norway vs Sweden. This is as real as it gets, people. (hexbear.net)

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Norwegians facing a shortage as Easter nears are hoarding eggs from neighboring Sweden | AP News

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[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Russia engineered the Great Norwegian Egg Famine of 2024 to sow discord inside NATO. Putin personally ate all the eggs in Norway with Stalin's comically oversized spoon.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

don't be fooled by fakes! Stalin's comically oversized spoon was cast before the trinity tests and thus bears such radiological signature of its time -- the real spoon is currently housed within the ISS, and its earthfall is greatly anticipated by Marxist Astrologists.