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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 150 points 7 months ago

How many leeches are this guy's breeches?

[-] ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 24 points 7 months ago

My first thought as well…

[-] seth@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

I've only ever gotten one leech from wading; the times I've had the most leeches (about half a dozen usually) were just from walking on forest trails on misty/foggy/light rain days, and tall grass trails right beside the forest edge. In a steady drizzle if you look closely you see them posted up on trails stretching their little proboscides up and flop around like a slow version of those inflatable airdancers used to advertise car dealerships and those seasonal tax prep or title loan businesses that pop up in old run-down filling station buildings.

That's how I learned to tuck my hiking pants into my socks, and also to never wear shorts.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Once I was in some rock pool, wearing some old converse with holes in them because of the rocks.

I must have stepped in a nest or something, because when I took the shoes off I had like 50 tiny (like rice-sized) leeches on one of my feet.

Thankfully they came off easily.

[-] seth@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Good to catch them early! Once they were half engorged I couldn't get a grip on them and my hiking pals and I were trying to get them off by touching them with a hot lighter (like with ticks) and it wasn't working. An old lady walking the other direction giggled as she was passing us and came up and showed me the quick way to get them off - just push your thumb nail-down against your skin and slide against their mouth end and they just kind of release and fall off. When they're stuck on also with their back suckers you just do it to that end too. Thin trails of blood seepage for like half an hour before it clots up, no pain whatsoever. After a few bites I wasn't afraid of them anymore.

[-] kofe@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I..am both horrified and grateful for your story.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Thankfully I don't think I've had any that attached. I think salt also works to get them off/dry them out?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Don't use salt, fire or lighters on leeches. The leech is attached, gave you a light anesthetic, punched a hole through your skin to a blood vessel and now drinking the blood by sucking through the hole. When you use salt or fire in the leech, you're shocking it with extreme pain which makes it vomit through the hole it's sucking on ..... basically puking into your body. This has the danger of causing an infection or even a reaction to whatever was in the leech stuff that went back into your body.

Carefully and slowly pinching and nudging them is the safest way to get them off.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Interesting. Good to know. I haven't removed one with salt in decades probably, but I will remember this. Thanks.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

stretching their little proboscides up and flop around like a slow version of those inflatable airdancers used to advertise car dealerships

Thank you for this vivid description. Yet another reason for me to tuck my pants into my socks.

[-] seth@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

With the added benefit of looking mega fashionable!

[-] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

After tucking in your pants, wrap some duct tape around your ankle sticky side out. Stop them ticks also

[-] seth@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

That's a cool tip I will try out. Ticks are one of the only animals that really scare me, bc the ones I'm usually around transmit Lyme and RMSF.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It reminds me of that nudist post with the tick on a laptop in the frame underneath, except it needs to be a leech.

Edit: @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca, @threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works Unfortunately, I can't post it because it's arguably NSFW.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago

I have not seen this image and would like to

[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

How many leeches are this guy's breeches?

This guys breeches are probably made out of several thousand leeches, at a minimum.

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