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Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states (www.newsweek.com)

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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 147 points 7 months ago

Yeah, and witches cursed my pants to not fit anymore. NOT all the non-stop sitting and snacking. Definitely witches.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 82 points 7 months ago

A witch turned me into a newt.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 66 points 7 months ago

A newt?!

[-] Inductor@feddit.de 32 points 7 months ago

He got better.

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