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Throwback to this insane Bill Gates moment (streamable.com)

submitted 7 months ago by FunkyStuff@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Several mind boggling lines here, my personal favorite is him trying to say he was using Epstein to get to some global health professionals because Epstein was well connected. My brother in Christ, you're Bill Gates, who's gonna say "No, sorry, I can't talk to Mr. Gates at the moment. Oh, Epstein gave his word? Clear my schedule!"

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[-] jonne@infosec.pub 26 points 7 months ago

I'm sure they got on the phone quickly to organise his suicide in a beautiful moment of bipartisan cooperation.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

You're wrong. They organized independently. In the night of, Donald Trump was dressed in a balaclava and a shirt with black and white horizontal stripes. He was walking mischievously, making ridiculously dramatic strides, when he encountered Hillary, dressed in the same outfit, right outside Epstein's door. They both laughed, got inside with their friend, passed a bong around for a couple hours and did the deed.

[-] ziggurter@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My favorite part is afterward, when Clinton dug a hole straight to China to escape, and Trump tried to follow but a giant chipmunk threw him back out of the hole before chittering angrily at him. Then the guards came in and Trump put on a big, shit-eating grin, tipped his hat, and slunk slowly out of the room, walking backwards.