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How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way...

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[-] Teon@kbin.social 20 points 7 months ago

You have to completely unplug the sun. You can't just walk in front of it Richard.
FFS

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