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Well, the eclipse came and went, and the world didn't end. What did we do wrong? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by Meuzzin@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way...

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The eclipse was supposed to be apocalyptic? I missed the memo this time. We seem to collect those things like they're Pokemon.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Haven't you seen Apocalypto, you use the eclipse to control the masses by saying they have to listen to you because you know what the gods want

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this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024

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