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submitted 7 months ago by Meuzzin@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way...

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[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago

According to my friend, it happened, the world ended. Now you may be wondering how I could even have this chat with him if the world ended. Not to worry, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation...

I am not me, and he went into a different universe when the previous world had collapsed. Apparently I wasn't so lucky, nor any of the other 8.1 Billion souls. Only he got to come here, because his original self was already dead. How I wouldn't have remembered him dying and doing a Jesus, is beyond me...

This all leads me to the conclusion that my friend stopped taking his meds and has been binging rick and morty again.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 months ago

Sorry to hear your friend stopped taking his meds. Medicine non-compliance is a big problem :(

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

So it's just excuses and more made up nonsense to try and justify their existence. Mental instability is wild.

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