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[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

We understand that your culture just has a strange lust for genocide which even the shame of the Holocaust couldn't quell. We understand that Germans are just like that.

Thank you, dear fed up American. I always wondered why I felt this constant urge. I thought there might be something wrong with me. But now that I finally know it's just my German nature, I feel liberated and full of energy. Oh, what a wonderful time to be alive!

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 8 points 7 months ago

Glad to have helped you out! Once I realized that my insatiable need to consume oil and shoot guns was a natural part of my American genealogy, I stopped worrying about climate change and school shootings. It really is freeing, isn't it?

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Indeed. I'll get to planning then. Maybe we can work together sometime.

[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I heard that in Londo's voice from Babylon 5. Awesome.

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