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this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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Hard requirement is 8 years of software engineering and the daily tasks include maintaining 47 different Excel sheets because the CPO likes the format.
8 years of experience programming in a language that didn't exist until two years ago.
Easy just work 160 hours a week. That leaves time for a nice 8 hour night of sleep, just like the doctor recommends.