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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 131 points 2 years ago

So you're saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago

He's definitely up to something.

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Frakkin' toasters.

[-] astraeus@programming.dev 18 points 2 years ago

Brave little guy

[-] bratosch@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?

[-] PennyJim@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Who knows when it'll decide controlled fire isn't enough anymore

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Only if it goes to space. It won't become sentient in your kitchen.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It won't become sentient in your kitchen.

Clearly, you've never seen me attempt to cook..

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.

But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?

[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Yes.

Better query: Should you?

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Love technology connections

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