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this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2024
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Quark: I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this.
Elim Garak: What is it?
Quark: A human drink. It's called root beer.
Elim Garak: [unwilling] Uh, I don't know...
Quark: Come on, aren't you just a little bit curious?
[Garak sighs, takes a sip and gags]
Quark: What do you think?
Elim Garak: It's vile!
Quark: I know. It's so bubbly, and cloying, and happy.
Elim Garak: Just like the Federation.
Quark: But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.
Elim Garak: It's insidious!
Quark: Just like the Federation.
I'm in the Federation class starship drinking A&W Rootbeer
Computer
[Trilling noise]
Root beer, Mug brand, cold, one pint
dude, root beer is the only good soda