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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 28 points 6 months ago

One time I told a painful story about when my girlfriend broke up with me for a dude with what she described as a “freakishly huge” dick.

Someone just said “That must have been a very memorable night for her”

oof

[-] tallricefarmer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 months ago
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago
[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Good riddance buddy, if she was running around behind your back. Hope you’re in a better place now.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Well this happened in bumblefuck Arkansas and I live in Denver now so yeah, I’m in a better place

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

What do you mean? I only meant it in a good way

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

What do you mean? I only meant it in a good way

You meant “a better place” metaphorically. They understood this, but jokingly took it literally. Denver is indeed a better place than “bumblefuck Arkansas.”

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Haha thanks, it seems they changed their answer after I asked the question

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah I changed it drastically. Misread you at first

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