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Why are white people so easily impressed by the dumbest shit (hexbear.net)

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[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 60 points 6 months ago

Okay nightmare take, he has no idea that the bible trump is selling is like the king james bible. He like thinks its a bible that trump wrote himself.

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 67 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I would love to read a Bible written by Trump. "Pontius Pilate was very mean, very unfair"

[-] Washburn@hexbear.net 50 points 6 months ago

"Folks, you know I'm always on the hunt for the best deals. I'm the best at deals! But you know who else was great at deals? Judas Iscariot."

[-] EndOfHerstory@hexbear.net 52 points 6 months ago

"Actually, Judas? Not so great when it comes to deals. Not so great. Thirty pieces, folks. Thirty pieces of silver! Not gold, not good. Gave 'em Jesus, didn't get enough. I would've gotten gold. A lotta gold. Probably more."