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[-] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 129 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://lemmy.world/post/616615 there are great tips in that thread, I think you can find a way.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 67 points 1 year ago

The OG Lemmy meme.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

3 days is one thing, 8 days is impossible, (unless you don't eat anything.)

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

I have a newborn that hasn't had a shit for 5 days. According to our doctor, anything under 10 days is "normal".

So to answer the question...breastmilk?

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Delicious, nutritious, shitless

My dad once said, "if breast milk is the perfect food, babies shouldn't have to poop".

[-] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 13 points 1 year ago

I did a 7 days water fast and as far as I remember I only pooped on the second day or something.

https://tube.jeena.net/w/hSpSWFhcCMwVUtBq1CdZJQ

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

And on the seventh day, God dropped a holy deuce and rested.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly, over 8 days, I feel like even if you only drank some kind of liquid nutrients, your body would still filter out enough solids that you'd have something moving through your colon

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Well sure, if what you’re drinking is “liquid nutrients” then it’s not much of a fast though.

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